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My Favorite Gamescom Games

1. WiLd

2. Rime

3. Until Dawn

4. The Witcher 3

5. Overkill’s The Walking Dead

6. The Order: 1886

7. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

8. Silent Hills

9. Dragon Age: Inquisition

10. Hellblade

11. The Vanishing of Ethan Carter

12. Assassin’s Creed: Rogue

13. Sunset Overdrive

 

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Fifty Shades Of Grey Party Game. No This Is Not A Joke.

Feast you eyes and be amazed. I shit you not, this is entirely real. This is the Fifty Shades of Grey Party Game for all of you fans that want to get together and as the box says “reveal your inner goddess”.

You should know by now that if I was making this up I would have told you by now.

Players will start off with easy questions and work their way up to the “Red Room Expansion Pack” which of course costs extra and probably involves all the kinky fuckery fans of the series should enjoy. And no I did not just make up kinky fuckery, that is actually said in the books.

So if reading the books isn’t quite getting you enough ideas as to what to do in bed (or the billions of porn videos online) then pick up Uno: Riding Crop Edition

Take Fredo Fishing, Hasbro Style

Wait….really?

Yes really.

I applaud you Hasbro for actually making me want to play Monopoly again because here is The Godfather Edition of the classic board game in celebration of the movie’s 40th anniversary. Now you too can land on the Senate hearings space or pass “GO” and collect 200 dollars and a gun wrapped in a towel. In all honesty it will be fun to play a game of Monopoly while watching the opera house scene from Godfather 3 since they both last about the same amount of time.

The best part about this set has to be the tokens that you play with. You can choose between the Don’s limo, a dead fish, Genco Olive Oil Tin, a cannoli, tommy gun and a horse’s head. I would also like to request Michael’s pimp hand when he was smacking Kay after she told him about the abortion.

39.99 gets you all the memories.

Here is a handy unboxing video to show you just how good this set looks.